Day 24: Dad Finds the Dad-Joke Sketch

Dialogue

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   B 시우야, 식탁 위에 굴러다니던 이 대본 말이야. 주인공이 하는 농담이 하나같이 내가 저녁마다 하던 거더라?

   Siuya, siktak wie gulleodanideon i daebon mariya. Juingongi haneun nongdami hanagachi naega jeonyeongmada hadeon geodeora?

   Siwoo, about this script that was lying on the kitchen table. Every single joke the main character tells is one I tell at dinner.

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   A 아, 그걸 왜 봐! 내일 축제 때 우리 동아리가 할 콩트 대본이란 말이야. 아직 아무한테도 안 보여 줬는데.

   A, geugeol wae bwa! Naeil chukje ttae uri dongariga hal Kongteu daeboniran mariya. Ajik amuhantedo an boyeo jwonneunde.

   Oh, why are you reading that! It's the script for our club's sketch at the festival tomorrow. I haven't shown it to anyone yet.

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   B 여기 대사 좀 봐라. '딸기가 직장을 잃으면? 딸기시럽!' 이거 내가 지난 설날에 할머니 앞에서 한 거잖아.

   Yeogi daesa jom bwara. 'Ttalgiga jikjangeul ireumyeon? Ttalgisireop!' Igeo naega jinan seollare halmeoni apeseo han geojana.

   Look at this line: 'What happens to a strawberry that loses its job? It gets into a jam!' I told that one in front of Grandma last Lunar New Year.

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   A 그러니까 패러디라고. 애들한테 아빠 농담 얘기만 하면 다 뒤집어지거든. 무대에서 하면 무조건 터져.

   Geureonikka paereodirago. Aedeulhante appa nongdam yaegiman hamyeon da dwijibeojigeodeun. Mudaeeseo hamyeon mujogeon teojyeo.

   That's the point, it's a parody. Whenever I tell my friends about your jokes, they crack up. On stage it's going to kill.

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   B 기가 막히네. 십육 년 동안 먹이고 입히고 키워 놨건만, 아들이라는 녀석이 전교생 앞에서 아빠한테 망신을 주겠다고?

   Giga makine. Simnyuk nyeon dongan meogigo ipigo kiwo nwatgeonman, adeuriraneun nyeoseogi jeongyosaeng apeseo appahante mangsineul jugetdago?

   Unbelievable. Sixteen years I've fed you, clothed you and raised you, and now my own son wants to humiliate me in front of the whole school?

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   A 놀리는 게 아니라 오마주야, 오마주. 그리고 솔직히 아빠는 농담하다가 분위기 깨기 일쑤잖아. 지난번 외식 때도 그랬고.

   Nollineun ge anira omajuya, omaju. Geurigo soljiki appaneun nongdamhadaga bunwigi kkaegi ilssujana. Jinanbeon oesik ttaedo geuraetgo.

   It's not mocking, it's an homage. And honestly, your jokes kill the mood half the time. Like when we went out to eat last time.

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   B 분위기를 깬다고? 너희 엄마는 내 농담에 웃다가 결혼까지 한 사람이야.

   Bunwigireul kkaendago? Neohui eommaneun nae nongdame utdaga gyeolhonkkaji han saramiya.

   Kill the mood? Your mother laughed at my jokes so much she ended up marrying me.

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   A 엄마 말로는 웃겨서 웃은 게 아니라 안쓰러워서 웃어 준 거래. 아무튼 대본은 동아리 선생님 검사까지 다 받았어.

   Eomma malloneun utgyeoseo useun ge anira ansseureowoseo useo jun georae. Amuteun daeboneun dongari seonsaengnim geomsakkaji da badasseo.

   Mom says she didn't laugh because you were funny, she laughed because she felt sorry for you. Anyway, the club teacher has already approved the script.

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   B 선생님까지 읽으셨다고? 그럼 그 선생님도 이 주인공이 누군지 벌써 다 눈치채셨겠네?

   Seonsaengnimkkaji ilgeusyeotdago? Geureom geu seonsaengnimdo i juingongi nugunji beolsseo da nunchichaesyeotgenne?

   Your teacher's read it too? Then your teacher must already have worked out who the main character is, right?

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    A 아빠 이름은 안 나와. 그냥 '김 부장'이라는 아저씨가 회식 자리에서 썰렁한 농담만 계속하는 설정이야.

    Appa ireumeun an nawa. Geunyang 'gim bujang'iraneun ajeossiga hoesik jarieseo sseolleonghan nongdamman gyesokaneun seoljeongiya.

    Your name isn't in it. It's just a guy called Manager Kim who keeps telling lame jokes at a work dinner.

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    B 우리 회사에 김 부장은 나 하나야. 게다가 작년 진로 특강 때 내가 너희 반에서 한 시간 동안 농담만 하다 왔잖아. 애들이 모를 리가 없지.

    Uri hoesae gim bujangeun na hanaya. Gedaga jangnyeon jillo teukgang ttae naega neohui baneseo han sigan dongan nongdamman hada watjana. Aedeuri moreul riga eopji.

    I'm the only Manager Kim at my company. And at the careers talk last year I spent a whole hour telling jokes in your class. There's no way the kids won't know.

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    A 그러니까 더 웃기다는 거지. 다들 아는 캐릭터라서 김 부장이 등장하자마자 빵 터질 거라고.

    Geureonikka deo utgidaneun geoji. Dadeul aneun kaerikteoraseo gim bujangi deungjanghajamaja ppang teojil georago.

    That's exactly why it's funnier. Everyone knows the character, so they'll crack up the second Manager Kim walks on.

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    B 좋아, 올려. 근데 문제가 하나 있어. 농담 수준이 너무 낮아. 흉내를 낼 거면 제대로 내야지.

    Joa, ollyeo. Geunde munjega hana isseo. Nongdam sujuni neomu naja. Hyungnaereul nael geomyeon jedaero naeyaji.

    Fine, put it on. But there's one problem. These jokes are too weak. If you're going to do me, do me properly.

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    A 뭐? 지금 아빠가 대본을 고쳐 주겠다는 거야? 이건 아빠를 놀리는 대본이라니까?

    Mwo? Jigeum appaga daeboneul gochyeo jugetdaneun geoya? Igeon appareul nollineun daeboniranikka?

    What? You want to rewrite the script? It's a script making fun of you, remember?

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    B 트집 잡는 게 아니라, 김 부장이 이런 철 지난 농담을 할 리가 없다는 거야. 딸기 농담은 벌써 십 년 된 거야. 펜 좀 줘 봐.

    Teujip jamneun ge anira, gim bujangi ireon cheol jinan nongdameul hal riga eopdaneun geoya. Ttalgi nongdameun beolsseo sip nyeon doen geoya. Pen jom jwo bwa.

    I'm not nitpicking. I'm saying Manager Kim would never tell jokes that stale. The strawberry one is ten years old. Give me a pen.

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    A 아빠, 제발. 나 이 대사 외우느라 밤새 연습했단 말이야. 내일이 공연인데 지금 바꾸면 다 까먹어.

    Appa, jebal. Na i daesa oeuneura bamsae yeonseupaetdan mariya. Naeiri gongyeoninde jigeum bakkumyeon da kkameogeo.

    Dad, please. I stayed up all night learning these lines. The show's tomorrow; if we change them now I'll forget everything.

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    B 그렇게 밤새 연습했건만 제일 중요한 걸 빠뜨렸어. 대사는 그대로 두고, 농담 끝나면 김 부장이 먼저 웃는 거야. '딸기시럽! 크하하!'

    Geureoke bamsae yeonseupaetgeonman jeil jungyohan geol ppatteuryeosseo. Daesaneun geudaero dugo, nongdam kkeunnamyeon gim bujangi meonjeo unneun geoya. 'Ttalgisireop! Keuhaha!'

    You practised all night, and you still left out the most important thing. Keep the lines as they are, but when a joke ends, Manager Kim laughs first. 'Into a jam! Ha ha ha!'

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    A 진짜 먼저 웃으니까 어이없어서 더 웃기네. 잠깐, 이거 아빠가 평소에 하는 거랑 완전 똑같잖아.

    Jinjja meonjeo useunikka eoieopseoseo deo utgine. Jamkkan, igeo appaga pyeongsoe haneun georang wanjeon ttokgatjana.

    Okay, laughing first actually makes it funnier, it's so ridiculous. Wait, that's exactly what you always do.

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    B 당연하지, 원조가 직접 고쳐 주는 건데. 그리고 무대에서 김 부장은 좀 멋있게 해 줘라. 머리도 좀 넘기고.

    Dangyeonhaji, wonjoga jikjeop gochyeo juneun geonde. Geurigo mudaeeseo gim bujangeun jom meositge hae jwora. Meorido jom neomgigo.

    Of course it is, the original is fixing it himself. And make Manager Kim look a bit cool on stage. Slick your hair back too.

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    A 알았어, 알았어. 근데 아빠, 내일 보러 오면 절대 객석에서 먼저 웃으면 안 돼. 그럼 누가 원조인지 다 들킨단 말이야.

    Arasseo, arasseo. Geunde appa, naeil boreo omyeon jeoldae gaekseogeseo meonjeo useumyeon an dwae. Geureom nuga wonjoinji da deulkindan mariya.

    Okay, okay. But Dad, if you come tomorrow, you are not allowed to laugh first from the audience. Then everyone will know who the original is.

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