Day 5: Grandpa Steals the Comedy Sketch

Dialogue

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   B 할아버지, 다시 갈게요. 이번에는 대본대로만 해 주세요. "코코야, 트로트 틀어 줘" 하시면 스피커가 엉뚱한 노래를 트는 거예요.

   Harabeoji, dasi galgeyo. Ibeoneneun daebondaeroman hae juseyo. "Kokoya, teuroteu teureo jwo" hasimyeon seupikeoga eongttunghan noraereul teuneun geoyeyo.

   Grandpa, let's go again. This time, please stick to the script. You say "Koko, play some trot," and the speaker plays the wrong song.

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   A 알았다, 알았어. 근데 지훈아, 아무리 기계라도 그렇지, 어떻게 대뜸 '해 줘' 하고 반말을 하냐? 나는 존댓말로 할란다.

   Aratda, arasseo. Geunde Jihuna, amuri gigyerado geureochi, eotteoke daetteum 'hae jwo' hago banmareul hanya? Naneun jondaenmallo hallanda.

   All right, all right. But Jihun, machine or not, how can you just boss it around like that? I'm going to be polite to it.

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   B 그게 웃긴 포인트라니까요. 할아버지가 기계 앞에서 쩔쩔매시는 거요. 자, 카메라 돌아갑니다. 액션!

   Geuge utgin pointeuranikkayo. Harabeojiga gigye apeseo jjeoljjeolmaesineun geoyo. Ja, kamera doragamnida. Aeksyeon!

   That's the funny part. You getting all flustered in front of a machine. Okay, camera's rolling. Action!

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   A 코코 씨, 바쁘신데 죄송하지만 노래 한 곡만 크게 틀어 주시겠습니까? 제가 요새 귀가 좀 어두워서요.

   Koko ssi, bappeusinde joesonghajiman norae han gongman keuge teureo jusigetseumnikka? Jega yosae gwiga jom eoduwoseoyo.

   Miss Koko, I'm sorry to bother you when you're busy, but would you kindly play me a song, nice and loud? My hearing's not so good these days.

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   B 컷! 할아버지, 대사가 또 바뀌었잖아요. 벌써 세 번째예요. 할아버지는 대사를 까먹으시기 일쑤예요.

   Keot! Harabeoji, daesaga tto bakkwieotjanayo. Beolsseo se beonjjaeyeyo. Harabeojineun daesareul kkameogeusigi ilssuyeyo.

   Cut! Grandpa, you changed the line again. That's the third time. You're always forgetting your lines.

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   A 까먹은 게 아니라 고친 거다. 대사가 어색하거들랑 내 식대로 하겠다고 처음부터 말하지 않았냐.

   Kkameogeun ge anira gochin geoda. Daesaga eosaekageodeullang nae sikdaero hagetdago cheoeumbuteo malhaji anannya.

   I didn't forget it, I improved it. Didn't I tell you from the start that if a line sounded clumsy, I'd do it my way?

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   B 그래도 제가 밤새 쓴 대본인데요. 이번 영상에 조회 수가 걸려 있다고요.

   Geuraedo jega bamsae sseun daebonindeyo. Ibeon yeongsange johoe suga geollyeo itdagoyo.

   But I stayed up all night writing that script. The views on this video depend on it.

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   A 조회 수가 뭔지는 모르겠고, 사람들이 웃으면 되는 거 아니냐. 한 번만 내 식대로 찍어 보자.

   Johoe suga mwonjineun moreugetgo, saramdeuri useumyeon doeneun geo aninya. Han beonman nae sikdaero jjigeo boja.

   I don't know what these "views" are, but the point is to make people laugh, isn't it? Let's shoot it my way just once.

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   B 알겠어요, 딱 한 번만이에요. 카메라 돌아갑니다. 액션!

   Algesseoyo, ttak han beonmanieyo. Kamera doragamnida. Aeksyeon!

   Fine, just once. Camera's rolling. Action!

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    A 코코 씨, 트로트 한 곡 부탁합니다. 뭐? 오늘의 날씨를 알려 준다고? 내가 언제 날씨를 물어봤어? 창문만 열면 다 보이는데.

    Koko ssi, teuroteu han gok butakamnida. Mwo? Oneurui nalssireul allyeo jundago? Naega eonje nalssireul mureobwasseo? Changmunman yeolmyeon da boineunde.

    Miss Koko, one trot song, please. What? You'll tell me today's weather? When did I ask about the weather? I can see it by opening the window.

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    B 하하, 할아버지, 웃음 참느라 카메라가 흔들렸어요. '창문 열면 다 보인다'는 건 어디서 생각해 내신 거예요?

    Haha, harabeoji, useum chamneura kameraga heundeullyeosseoyo. 'Changmun yeolmyeon da boinda'neun geon eodiseo saenggakae naesin geoyeyo?

    Ha ha, Grandpa, I was trying so hard not to laugh that the camera shook. Where did you come up with "I can see it by opening the window"?

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    A 생각은 무슨. 내가 진짜로 저 기계랑 매일 그러고 산다. 네 고모가 사다 준 뒤로 하루에도 몇 번씩 싸우기 일쑤야.

    Saenggageun museun. Naega jinjjaro jeo gigyerang maeil geureogo sanda. Ne gomoga sada jun dwiro haruedo myeot beonssik ssaugi ilssuya.

    Came up with nothing. That's really how I live with that machine every day. Ever since your aunt bought it for me, we end up fighting several times a day.

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    B 진짜요? 그럼 제가 대본을 쓸 필요가 없었네요. 할아버지 표정이 워낙 익살스러우셔서 평소에 하시던 대로만 하시면 되겠어요.

    Jinjjayo? Geureom jega daeboneul sseul piryoga eopseonneyo. Harabeoji pyojeongi wonak iksalseureousyeoseo pyeongsoe hasideon daeroman hasimyeon doegesseoyo.

    Really? Then I didn't need to write a script at all. Your face is so comical, you just have to do what you always do.

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    A 이 녀석아, 할아버지가 젊었을 때 동네 노래자랑에서 입담 하나로 인기상까지 탔어.

    I nyeoseoga, harabeojiga jeolmeosseul ttae dongne noraejarangeseo ipdam hanaro ingisangkkaji tasseo.

    You rascal, when your grandpa was young, he won the popularity prize at the neighbourhood singing contest on banter alone.

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    B 처음 듣는 얘기예요. 그럼 다음 장면도 할아버지가 짜 보실래요? 스피커가 할아버지 사투리를 못 알아듣는 장면이에요.

    Cheoeum deunneun yaegiyeyo. Geureom daeum jangmyeondo harabeojiga jja bosillaeyo? Seupikeoga harabeoji saturireul mot aradeunneun jangmyeonieyo.

    I've never heard that. Then do you want to work out the next scene too? It's the one where the speaker can't understand your accent.

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    A 그건 쉽지. 내가 뭘 물어보면 저 기계가 '다시 말씀해 주세요'를 하도 해서, 나중에는 내가 기계한테 사과를 하고 절하는 시늉까지 한다.

    Geugeon swipji. Naega mwol mureobomyeon jeo gigyega 'dasi malsseumhae juseyo'reul hado haeseo, najungeneun naega gigyehante sagwareul hago jeolhaneun sinyungkkaji handa.

    That's easy. Whenever I ask it something, it says "Please say that again" so many times that I end up apologising to it and even pretending to bow.

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    B 하하, 그게 제가 쓴 것보다 백배 웃겨요. 솔직히 인정할게요. 할아버지 애드리브가 제 개그보다 훨씬 나아요.

    Haha, geuge jega sseun geotboda baekbae utgyeoyo. Soljiki injeonghalgeyo. Harabeoji Aedeuribeuga je gaegeuboda hwolssin naayo.

    Ha ha, that's a hundred times funnier than what I wrote. I'll admit it. Your ad-libs are way better than my jokes.

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    A 알면 됐다. 대신 조회 수가 많이 나오거들랑 할아버지한테 짜장면 한 그릇 사라.

    Almyeon dwaetda. Daesin johoe suga mani naogeodeullang harabeojihante jjajangmyeon han geureut sara.

    As long as you know it. But if the views are good, you buy your grandpa a bowl of jajangmyeon.

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    B 짜장면이 뭐예요, 탕수육까지 시켜 드릴게요. 자, 다음 장면 들어갑니다. 할아버지, 연기 부탁드려요!

    Jjajangmyeoni mwoyeyo, tangsuyukkkaji sikyeo deurilgeyo. Ja, daeum jangmyeon deureogamnida. Harabeoji, yeongi butakdeuryeoyo!

    Forget jajangmyeon, I'll order you sweet-and-sour pork too. Okay, next scene. Grandpa, over to you!

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